GALLOPING GHOSTS
GHOSTS HALL OF FAME
Steve Young QB 49ers
Terrell Davis RB Broncos
Jamaal Charles RB Chiefs
Cooper Kupp WR Rams
Davantae Adams WR Packers
Red Grange RB Illini
WHITNEY
SECURITY SERVICES
"Whitney. One name says it all."
“What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs?! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game!” - Coach Jim Mora
"Rebuilding since 1992"
***FFL PLAYOFFS 2025***
SUPER BOWL '25
FINAL FOUR
GALLOPING GHOSTS
LOSERS 4
LOSERS 3
LOSERS 2
GALLOPING GHOSTS
LOSERS
*** CHAMPIONS ***
FFL '25
PRESS RELEASES
"What the hell is going on out there?"
- Vince Lombardi
"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play"
- Ghosts GM Pat Williams
"I'm just here so I don't get fined"
- Marshaun Lynch
"You know our quarterback sucks. I know our quarterback sucks. Everybody knows our quarterback sucks."
- Bruce Coslet
"We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we aren't a very good football team right now."
- Bruce Coslet
"That's a clown question bro."
- Bryce Harper
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms."
- Coach Ditka
"If you're not first you're last."
- Ricky Bobby
"Hello. You play to win the game!."
- Herm Edwards
