GALLOPING GHOSTS '26
“What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs?! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game!”
- Coach Jim Mora
GHOSTDOME STADIUM
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RK 7
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BIG UGLIES 9/5
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HELMET HEADS
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DECATUR STALEYS
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​AMERICA'S TEAM
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COSLETS JETS
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MONTANA BANANAS
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FISHER BUNNIES
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PACKER BACKERS
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MOE FOES
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ALL PROS
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FISHIN' MUSICIANS
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GREY GHOSTS
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WHEATON ICEMEN
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NORTHSIDE SCRUBS
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LAZY FAT CATS​​​​​​​​
PRESS RELEASES
"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play."
- Pat Williams
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"We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're not a very good football team right now."
- Bruce Coslet
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"You know our quarterback sucks. I know our quarterback sucks. Everybody knows our quarterback sucks."
- Bruce Coslet
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"What the hell is going on out there?"
- Vince Lombardi
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"If God had wanted us to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms."
- Coach Ditka
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