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  • FUMBLEROOSKIES 

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  • THE OUTLAWS

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  • ​AMERICA'S TEAM

  • COSLETS JETS

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GALLOPING GHOSTS

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“What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs?! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game!”

  - Coach Jim Mora

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GALLOPING GHOSTS 2026  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

         PRESS RELEASES           

"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play."

- Pat Williams

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"We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're not a very good football team right now."

- Bruce Coslet

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"You know our quarterback sucks. I know our quarterback sucks. Everybody knows our quarterback sucks."

- Bruce Coslet

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"What the hell is going on out there?"

- Vince Lombardi

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"If God had wanted us to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms."

- Coach Ditka

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