*** WORLD CHAMPIONS ***
GALLOPING GHOSTS
“What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs?! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game!” - Coach Jim Mora
ILLINOIS 30 TENNESSEE 28
WHITNEY
SECURITY SERVICES
"Whitney. One name says it all."
GALLOPING GHOSTS '26 100 CHAMPIONSHIP DR., W. CHAMPAIGN, IL 61822 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
PRESS RELEASES
​"What the hell is going on out there?"
- Vince Lombardi
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play"
- Ghosts GM Pat Williams
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"I'm just here so I don't get fined"
- Marshaun Lynch
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"You know our quarterback sucks. I know our quarterback sucks. Everybody knows our quarterback sucks."
- Bruce Coslet
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"We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we aren't a very good football team right now."
- Bruce Coslet
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"That's a clown question bro."
- Bryce Harper
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"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms."
- Coach Ditka​​​​
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"The Autumn wind is a pirate."
- John Facenda
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"Hello. You play to win the game!."
- Herm Edwards​​​